Couch Potato Report

Before ending his tenure at host of The Tonight Show with a song, Conan O’Brien addressed his fans from his desk.  Here’s a transcript of what he had to say about the past couple of weeks, his time at NBC and his fans:

“Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of speculation in the press about what I legally can and can’t say about NBC. To set the record straight, tonight I am allowed to say anything I want. And what I want to say is this: between my time at Saturday Night Live, The Late Night Show, and my brief run here on The Tonight Show, I have worked with NBC for over twenty years. Yes, we have our differences right now and yes, we’re going to go our separate ways. But this company has been my home for most of my adult life. I am enormously proud of the work we have done together, and I want to thank NBC for making it all possible.

Walking away from The Tonight Show is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. Making this choice has been enormously difficult. This is the best job in the world, I absolutely love doing it, and I have the best staff and crew in the history of the medium. But despite this sense of loss, I really feel this should be a happy moment. Every comedian dreams of hosting The Tonight Show and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. I’ve had more good fortune than anyone I know and if our next gig is doing a show in a 7-11 parking lot, we’ll find a way to make it fun.

And finally, I have to say something to our fans. The massive outpouring of support and passion from so many people has been overwhelming. The rallies, the signs, all the goofy, outrageous creativity on the internet, and the fact that people have traveled long distances and camped out all night in the pouring rain to be in our audience, made a sad situation joyous and inspirational.

To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere.

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen. As proof, let’s make an amazing thing happen right now. Here to close out our show, are a few good friends, led by Mr. Will Ferrell…”

I’ve watched Conan for most of my adult life and his brand of humor represents my generation.  I was there when Conan got Late Night. I watched him struggle to find his own voice  from my first apartment in Chicago on a beat up hand me down black and white TV.   At the beginning at times it was tough to watch.  I’d want to turn down the sound or turn off the TV when his bits fell flat.  That said, there was something endearing about him.  He had a quality that had me rooting for him to succeed.   And he did.   What he said tonight to all of us at the close of  his time on “the best job ever” is that same quality I saw years ago on a fuzzy old black and white TV.   Conan, we’ll see you somewhere in September!